Despite all of this...
I'm a heavy sleeper.
So this morning, while she's getting ready, I'm having the most wonderful dream! I'm a goddess, everything is wonderful, the world is perfect, and I'm blissfully happy in the arms of my dream lover (don't tell my husband.)
|Yes, my daughter has blue hair. I'm telling you, ALL of these pictures are absolutely realistic.|
She bounds into my room, and in a panicked voice says, "MOM! I DON'T HAVE STUFF TO PUT IN MY LUNCH!!"
Then I have to remind myself...
I could have done this last night.
I could have stopped at the store after the Middle School Band Concert that never ends.
I could have prevented this.
But... I was distracted last night by other things. Didn't do what I knew I needed to do.
So... like any good mother would...
I went to the store, to get the poor child some chips.
And I'm ZONKED tired.